Yumi being my publicity manager
- Yumi: : You don't know how much she loves sex
- Jason: How much does she love sex?
- Yumi: She loves sex very much! (spreads out hands as far apart as she can) THIS MUCH!
I can’t be the only one who worries about this. I refuse to believe this.
Is okay, k? K.
safy-hallan farah: Timothy McSweeney's White Savior Complex
McSweeney’s announced their 2011 column contest winners and runner-ups this week. A contender for the grand prize is Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers, a column written by 27-year-old D.L.M., an Evangelical Christian woman from…
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Safy, if I spontaneously grow a dick, we should totally have sex so we can have Black-Asian babbies. Yum, interbreeding.
Also I totes don’t know how your body is but I just assume you’ve bangin’ boobs and ass ‘cos you’re black. And you’re doing the, “NUH-UH, GURRRLL, MMMMM HMMMM~” gesture. LOL, stereotypes is love.
Did storyboard while listening to Jeff Buckley.
I’M SORRY IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE YOU! I’LL MAKE UP BY GIVING YOU THE BEST CUDDLES IN TEH FIRMAMENTZ~
Skype contents with Momma: 1. Am I fasting? 2. Go to the mosque and make Muslim friends, 3. How far am I with the Koran?, 4. Am I covering my head? 5. What kind of homework am I doing? 6. DISTRACT MOTHER FROM NAGGING BY ASKING ABOUT RECIPES, 7. Nagging resumes, 8. FLASHED MY MOM & SHE GOT MAD LOLOLOLOLOL
Translation: This morning, I went to take my usual shit.
Out came a rabbit.
Me too. (Aktifmag)
Jesus achieving his inner lolz.
Don’t be offended, Christian people dudeskis. It’s only ‘cos the religion I was born into won’t let me draw my super prophet man. Totally channelling my soul’s desire to be one with the Heavenly Being(s) vicariously through Jesus.
Why I miss my sisters #3024: inane chats
- D: Thank you, (insert-lewd-nickname-related-to-vagina)
- D: *sniffs*
- S: DIE
- S: I'M MENSING
- S: UGGHHHGH HATE
- D: Smells like coconuts!
- S: HURRUHUHhurhurururh
- S: delicioussss
- D: DELicIOUS
HURRHUHRGGGGRGRHGHGGHH
Drawing the last bit of my storyboard while watching Masterchef at Kralex’s place.
CAN YOU TASTE THE TANGYNESS OF MY FRUSTRATION/LAZINESS, HMM HMMM?!?!?!
Blame my depravity on religious upbringing.
Featuring the rough first sketch of the vagina for my animation. I’ve just finished writing the script and… I just hope we don’t have to read our scripts in class. I don’t usually feel mortified over things but this, this I do.
Never, ever write when you’re exhausted, Sany. Never. All the depravity comes out.
Hee hee, blasphemous glee!
LIFELONG GOALS: #239
To grow up and become a lewd Oprah Winfrey. The audience for the opening episode would be MTF trannies. The gift?
“YOU GET A VAGINA! YOU GET A VAGINA! YOUUUU GET A VURRRR-JAAAAIIII-NAAARRHHHHHHHHH!~!~!~!~!!!!!1!11”