Yumi being my publicity manager
- Yumi: : You don't know how much she loves sex
- Jason: How much does she love sex?
- Yumi: She loves sex very much! (spreads out hands as far apart as she can) THIS MUCH!
McSweeney’s announced their 2011 column contest winners and runner-ups this week. A contender for the grand prize is Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers, a column written by 27-year-old D.L.M., an Evangelical Christian woman from…
Safy, if I spontaneously grow a dick, we should totally have sex so we can have Black-Asian babbies. Yum, interbreeding.
Also I totes don’t know how your body is but I just assume you’ve bangin’ boobs and ass ‘cos you’re black. And you’re doing the, “NUH-UH, GURRRLL, MMMMM HMMMM~” gesture. LOL, stereotypes is love.
Skype contents with Momma: 1. Am I fasting? 2. Go to the mosque and make Muslim friends, 3. How far am I with the Koran?, 4. Am I covering my head? 5. What kind of homework am I doing? 6. DISTRACT MOTHER FROM NAGGING BY ASKING ABOUT RECIPES, 7. Nagging resumes, 8. FLASHED MY MOM & SHE GOT MAD LOLOLOLOLOL
Translation: This morning, I went to take my usual shit.
Out came a rabbit.
Me too. (Aktifmag)
Featuring the rough first sketch of the vagina for my animation. I’ve just finished writing the script and… I just hope we don’t have to read our scripts in class. I don’t usually feel mortified over things but this, this I do.
Never, ever write when you’re exhausted, Sany. Never. All the depravity comes out.
Hee hee, blasphemous glee!
To grow up and become a lewd Oprah Winfrey. The audience for the opening episode would be MTF trannies. The gift?
“YOU GET A VAGINA! YOU GET A VAGINA! YOUUUU GET A VURRRR-JAAAAIIII-NAAARRHHHHHHHHH!~!~!~!~!!!!!1!11”